what? no.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

1 anectode > scientific study with more than 2,000 subjects

Don’t you mean Pete Finebaum?

No shit he’s not a saint.

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

Right. Far more likely than tired of harassing calls from basketball fans.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

I dunno. Imagine how big the scandal would be if AB was on a boat.

Yeah that 10 win season followed by currently 13- 26 is way better. Plus you have a decent “rookie” Who came into the league in 2014 and has been so fucked up he can barely play half a game haha. Woooo

And then runs around effectively calling his accuser a liar. Fuck him. why is he even relevant, even to a shithouse operation like ESPN.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

How? Their arms aren’t wrapped around him. #51 has his arms tucked perfectly inside. That’s exactly how you’re taught and no ref would ever call it because 1) if he’s holding, you can’t see it and 2) where the fuck else is a linemen supposed to put his hands during run blocking?

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

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So generous of you pops

With your permission, I’d like to use this as the epitaph on the Deadspin commenting tombstone.