At its low point on February 5th, the S&P 500 was still 50 points higher than it was just 3 months ago, and it was still up 15.5% over a year ago. The panic on CNBC and the like is hilarious.

Trade Draymond instead and let Lebron play Center.

When you look at Blake Bortles and his 16 turnovers, it’s really quite impressive that you jump to Eli Manning and his 15 turnovers as a big upgrade.

Nope, just like I don’t think the guy leaving the field should be punished either.

Sure. Is the prosecutor bringing charges against the guy who rushed the field though?

If you enter a football field, that’s criminal trespass in the state of Washington, punishable up to a year in prison.

Notre Dame has been developing weapons for fighter jets with Boeing, despite the fact that Catholic teaching is pretty clear that almost almost all war is heinous and sinful. Weird how Jenkins’ dumb ass picks and chooses when to follow Catholocism (hint: he doesn’t give a shit about women).

Bad news on this one. The people dying from the fumes are sexual predators. So you can keep using fire pits to kill a few sexual predators each day, or you can use fossil fuels to turn on the righteousness to drive them away. It’s a real Rick’s Choice.

At the time, it kind of seemed like Jason Kidd was just winging it when he said he was going to try playing Giannis at the point. Is this the best coaching decision of the past 5 (maybe 10?) years in the NBA?

To me, that’s like saying the robotics club shouldn’t exist either. Or any activities on a college campus that are funded by another part of the college.

Yeah but that Honduras goal to tie their match was fucking hilarious. So it’s kinda worth it.

Hmmm Bulls and Sox are both owned by Jerry Reinsdorf. The Sox sent Marchman a signed Gordon Beckham shoe in order to get him to write about the Sox all year. What did Reinsdorf send you?

I’m not actually going to watch these dumbasses burn shit so I don’t know if it’s covered in the video, but I really hope they didn’t get a burn permit and get a fine.

Lol if something bad happens or exists and you don’t hear about it that day, you aren’t allowed to dislike it.

I think I just need to get a more interesting job, one that would even be minimally more interesting than reading about a guy watching preseason nfl football. Or my IT person just needs to report me to HR.

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

I honestly would love for you to show me any article, anywhere, that says she submitted to a dna rape kit. You must be talking about a different case. I’m talking directly about the police report she filed. I’m talking about what she told her therapist and friends. I’m talking about her texts. Literally none of them…

She absolutely did not accuse him of rape. At all. Say what you want, but it’s simply not true. She accused him of grabbing her breast after she told him to stop touching her; sexual assault, not rape.

Lol in what world would anyone be happy that Tom Crean, the most entertaining person in college sports, no longer has a job?

I’m not the one who made a joke that wasn’t funny and still got the facts wrong. You’re only allowed to do one or the other.