Damn, NBA players have been going to the Kevin Garnett School of Trash Talking lately. Doesn’t get much more intense than “you can go wear those tight-ass pants.”

Josh Gad and Judi Dench are going to somehow get me past that damn mustache, I just know it.

The catcher pointed 1 finger down and toward the batter, and the pitcher mistakenly thought it was the sign to give up 11 runs. It happens.

Serious question: In order to not indirectly profit off of slavery, will Deadspin be covering the results of this World Cup? Will you be posting highlights from the spectacular plays that happen inside of this very stadium? Either way, who at Deadspin makes that decision; the editors, the individual writers, or…

Please be honest, did Gordon Beckham put you up to this?

Yeah, but at least she didn’t just get shit on, unlike the Deadspin comment section.

Pet peeve time: people commenting that the article wasn’t written specifically by and for them.

Curry took 3, maybe 4 steps in that last highlight. If the refs had called that travel, who knows how this game might have turned out. #NBAisRigged

Umm, the Lakers are 5-1 in their last 6 games. The only teams with better records in their most recent 6 games are the Warriors and Cavs. You really expect the third best team in the NBA right now to tank after adding the #2 pick in the draft? Boy you are dumb.

Why the fuck would you give a chance to a guy who said he was going to do a lot of shitty things? Why would you want to let him either (A) do those shitty things or (B) prove to you he’s a huge liar who could do something completely out of control at any moment?

The greatest sports themesong our nation’s capital has ever known? I’m pretty sure the capital’s current themesong is way better than that garbage.

Pretty sure they did all their campaign business in the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

He has a .700 OPS in low-A ball as a 29 year old corner outfielder. The Mets standard for “definitely not an embarrassment” is so damn low.

If legal weed is what pushes the West over the edge, then the West is a fucking joke. As if the rights of the poor, the oppressed, women, and refugees isn’t worth protesting for. But come for white people’s weed, and the world will burn lol

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

He should shove that dude off the bike and take it. That ginger’s little legs aren’t going to be able to outrun the cops for too long.

Someone might want to explain to them how Catholicism works.

Damn, can’t believe I’m gonna highlight truther a Puig story, but come on man. 1 highlight is a play where he didn’t throw a guy out. The other is a play where he would have been out on a good throw? This is low-level Puig.

What is wrong with Deadspin writers:

You know what I’m gonna do to teach you a lesson for this joke, pal, trow you right in the hudson