Lol fucking nerds

Who is Donny Hathaway?

The witness says he shot McKnight, then while McKnight was lying on the ground dying, walked up and shot him again. Seems like you might want to go ahead and shoot for a murder charge there.

Tina Fey made a black man spend an entire episode on her show apologizing for something he did in real life, off set. Glad the white woman can opt out though.

If Wisconsin is going to be the best boring team, who is going to be the most fun, decent team? Notre Dame is going to score a ton of points this year, and, as per usual, will play no interior defense (and probably very little perimeter defense), which should lead to some fun shootouts again this year.

Fuck Ken Burns Baseball. It covered every world series winner, except the 2005 white sox, the only good sports team I have ever rooted for. Can’t ever win.

No shit, I understand that ND likely covered up a football player groping an unwilling student, leading that student to commit suicide. You, however, said he raped her, which she never ever said happened. So congrats, you were totally wrong. Be proud of being wrong on the internet. I agree fuck the board, fuck ndsp,…

Just FYI she wasn’t raped and never accused him of rape. Not saying that ND didn’t fuck up the handling of the case, but people are going to quit reading all the way through your comment if you get the most basic facts incorrect.

As a Notre Dame graduate, I can tell you that Jenkins fought long and hard to prevent LGBTQ students from being included in ND’s non-discrimination policy. Fuck this guy.

Q: Who cares about your fantasy teams? Pick one:

Wow Mrs. Lochte, didn’t know you were a Deadspin commenter! Great to have you here.

Or the fact that he says they were robbed by a cop.

Try asking google. Or better yet, Jeeves, that guy knows so much about Tim Duncan.

Stocks are already back up unless you are in Britain/Europe I guess. My portfolio (all index funds) is already higher than it was pre-Brexit.

Hey fuck you, if I want a Spaceship Mortgage, where the fuck else am I going to get it other than from Quicken Loans? Dick

Because LeBron doesn’t get called for those same fouls. It’s not tough, try using some logic.

True, they both do have eyes and noses and mouths.

I laughed. I hate you.

Have you ever thought about giving up on Deadspin jokes? Yours aren’t ever funny. Just curious, thanks for reading.

Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?