Oh shit. What if Scientologist were (sort of) right all the time and some alien assholes repaired robot Jesus once crazy people damaged his power supply.

I will get a panic attack on that day regardless. Fucking Armageddon starts that day! Who will NOT have panic attack?

Dude, if you voted for Trump, AND you are heading to the festivities (assuming you have the resources), you will arrive, head to a DC dress shop, purchase a dress, change in the changing room, and “oala!”, you are ready to go.

Somehow it is tough to process that this exists and nobody ever (besides Matt Damon) walked there (and may never, going forward). Weird.

The father in me thinks that if the selfie stick hits something, she will have it forever embedded in her head.

a pizza cutter. Franch fries slicer. Cutting meat for a stew.

Same question. If they would sell it for home use (well, hard to think about something I would need it for, but who knows), what would be the instruction for first aid should you hit a finger with it. Would it cut through, or would it burn it? A nail clipper? Would it be a good tool for Ray Donovan to dispose of…

Like where it would get? Of course, you put sunscreen on your dick and balls. Most likely 2x in a row, especially there. To your point, I would probably not use spray... THAT would hurt.

Is there any possibility that GOP would try to cut Donald lose and put Pence on the ticket? That could be a horrifying thing as Pence would attract back the establishment, maybe even taking Cruz as VP. Is there a legal way to do so, or are they stuck with him no matter what?

This dude also says what he thinks. Should he be the president?

No, he should be facing the stiffest penalty because he is an asshole. The same for Justin Bieber (also an asshole, but white).

Oh for fuck sake. If I see a car in front of my house at 1.30 am, I will stay where I am, watch the situation from my window, and if I think there is something fishy, I will call 911. Fine, if you think you are in danger, stay at your window with a gun, pistol, cannon, a grenade, a gay bomb, or whatever the fuck you…

On behalf of a small sane group of Florida citizens, I would like to thank you!

Looks good to me but apparently, God was not a fan...

Exactly. THAT was the highlight of the interview.

What is better? Crowded theater with higher chances of crazy and higher chances of survival, or near empty theater with low chances of both? Let’s face it, if nut comes to a theater with only 5 people or so, not much you can do...

I am in Orlando and today I went for gas. The front of the gas station facing the street had our of order sign pump, so I had to go to the back. There was a crappy old car with nobody in it in a kind of weird place. I put in 3 gallons and got the hell out of there. Driving away I saw the clerk alive and kicking so…

That must be on Encore? Too risque even for HBO.

C-in2 is the best thing I ever put on my ass. I am not depressed by other people choices, but you are right about quality and how long it lasts.

C-in2 is the best thing I ever put on my ass. I am not depressed by other people choices, but you are right about…

I grew up in the era when men did not cry. Just recently my kid told me that I never cry which is not really the case. When the stress builds up (in tandem with some anxiety) it is amazing how a few tears improve the mood and decrease the stress. Of course, that happens only occasionally behind the closed doors of our…