This seems like adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies. Instant comedy gold.

Close
- Your 930 looks more like a 959
- ???? is a Jag XJ220.

The yellow one is an XJ220, that grey Porsche methinks is a 959.

So close...

But they couldn't get away.

They could have ran, ran so far away.

Needs more of this.

If only there was some kind of thing with wheels that could be bolted to the back of supertorquey drag racers like this that would limit how much front lift they achieve off the line so that things like this can be avoided. If only.

I was recently on a train in Spain and it zipped along at 301Km/h

I see your Christmas joy and raise you with this gem.

Small world. I thought it was a 2001, but I stand corrected.

How about a Kickstarter that removes Harmony Gold's talons from Macross.

i think he may have just Putin his pants

Just be sure to paint it like this

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