marklipsinic
Mark Lipsinic
marklipsinic

Okay, so people who illegally immigrated to this country are not illegal immigrants? Or are you saying they didn't illegally immigrate? Sorry, this is just PC overload. I can get on board with just "illegals" being offensive, but "illegal immigrant" is technically correct.

Everyone seriously needs to go download Red Storm Rising and read it right now.

Fuck.

They're pretty much not buying anything else, though.

It was more of a top fuel dragster than a rat rod. Crazy fast in a straight line, but turning requires a 17 page form to be filled out in triplicate, mailed in, and 5-7 business days to receive approval.

My pants right now.

It doesn't look particularly dangerous. The dangerous part was that shit for brains teenager that pulled out into a two lane road with a 55 mph speed limit when he couldn't see anything past that huge bus that turned. The road isn't at fault, it's the moron in that Dodge that's dangerous.

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But we don't need this. We NEED another one of these:

My theory is that you guys seceded from the Union about 30 years ago, but nobody noticed.

Håll min glögg!

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No.s 7 and 1 are courtesy of the flying maniacs of the Argentine Air Force. No. 2 is my personal favorite. This DC-3 needs to be on the list.

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Yep! The only thing left to say there is

My body says yes but my wallet says no.

you realize you were wrong

Oh you've created an energy sword?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tree.

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Sorry, Lotus. I think Mercedes has you beat on "not stiff or rigid."

Wingo is not impressed.