Real-life horror is incredibly unnerving.

I'm not going to buy this novelty book, but I will give props to the author. It would have been so, so easy to churn out a piece of garbage using the Shakespeare Does _____ gimmick, and by review, it appears that this this is not a piece of garbage. Unfortunately, I don't love Star Wars enough to buy this (I'll…

I don't care if they put their music in Red Lobster commercials or whatever. As long as it doesn't negatively effect the quality of their future songs, it's irrelevant. I am stronger than Red Lobster and am not afraid of my musical associations being cross-wired by dancing fish.

You could just choose not to buy these albums.

Everybody in their early-20's sucks—she just happens to have a platform to publicize her idiocy, whereas most of us did not. Give her five years and this will all stop naturally, without the need of hiring a wolf to maul her.

Things like this are why nobody gives a shit if California slides into the ocean

When they focused on the janitor just before the big judge reveal, I thought it might be the janitor. I guess it could still be the janitor?

Well, normal to this show anyway. If I was walking into court and saw that there would be so, so much more vomit.

Thought the same thing. Drew a definite guffaw from me.

B. Episode was mostly there to set up Will's creepy admirer. All of the courtroom stuff was high quality water treading to get us to the awesome judge kill.

It makes sense that he would go out of his way to find things wrong with 'Gravity.' That movie is an anti-space movie if there ever was one. Its singular achievement was making outer space the most terrifying thing ever. The only thing I was thinking when I left that movie was, "Boy howdy, I'm glad that I'm not in…

That photo progression is terrifying.

I do miss Arthur. By Monday or Tuesday, I'll be back in the mindset of a normal Jeopardy! game but today's just felt like it was being played in a sad, conservative vacuum.

If you're Cliff and Lindsey and you see Spencer diving in time after time and beating your tribe, you have to start to think something's up, right? I really hope that they do figure it out and that this all slams back into Sarah and Tony. Of course, with impending tribe swap, odds of any blowback are significantly…

Fight your stereotype, Beauty, fight it! Show us you're more than just your looks! I know you have it in you and ah fuck it the beauty tribe is hopeless. I don't know if anybody rises out of that attractive mess to become a legitimate threat. I guess LJ could? Maybe? Then again, they do have a four-person…

J'Tia was too inconsequential to really count on as any kind of future ally or advantage. If you're building an alliance, that's not the kind of person you want with you. Assuming the shuffle, what Spencer/Tasha/Kass should do now is completely abandon any pretext of formal tribal alliance and try to find the stray…

We've seen a lot of players who were incompetent in challenges, but dumping the rice shoots her to another level.

I know there's a sizable pro-Tony contingent on this site, but I just find the guy overbearing and annoying.

To be fair, almost every child (actor or not) is annoying. It's like they have the maturity of children or something…

I'm with you. I got my MFA a few years back having never read said book. In my case, this is because I was a complete slacker-near burnout through high school into my second year of college. I only started marginally caring about school once I started taking writing classes, and by that point, I was in my third year…