Rotten Tomatoes summation of 'Bats': "Neither scary nor creepy."

This is the correct way to organize a collection. Upvote.

I generally don't go Shuffle. I only use Shuffle function when I am walking around, and I'm pretty skippy with it. When I'm driving, I'll sometimes shuffle, sometimes not—generally not, just because my mind will be like SKIP and while I'm busy trying to find that one song that really fits for the current amount of…

I don't know how I'd rank it against the rest of the Coen Brothers filmography, mostly because I'd need to see it a few more times, but I thought that just in terms of the movies released this year, it was absolutely one of the ten best, probably one of the five best, and my own personal favorite (and I loved a lot of…

I don't like to complain about things as meaningless as the Academy Awards, but I watched 'Inside Llewyn Davis' last night and fuck the Academy.

It's not remembered fondly. There were worse ways to spend a few hours during the dead of winter, though. After it ate the entire box office and was nominated for Best Picture, any slight good will it had earned for "being shown in heated movie theaters" was out the window.

Suicide cults don't move on.

The all ighty ollar? HAHAHAHAHA.

Eh, this seems to be more or less an exercise in throat-clearing by Bruce. Don't look your gift horse in the mouth, A.V. Club. This is a fine collection of odds and sods.

Oh thank goodness. No album in existence(?) needs a remaster more than 'The River.' As is, the whole thing sounds like it was recorded through a bunch of towels. Shitty shitty sound.

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Anaconda fuck yeah.

I could see McConaughey swooping in there.

I don't make a regular habit of watching the Golden Globes, but it seemed to me that everybody was just slightly drunker this year.

I missed that earlier pile-on time and would like to cash in now. CDs? WTF? Why are you alive?

This show just needs to settle down into cancellation.

I liked it much more than 'Silver Linings Playbook,' which don't get me started. Even though 'American Hustle' wasn't as tight as it could have been, the acting talent is enough to bring the entire thing over the top.

This Newswire item is like the Simpsons rake gag. Funny at first, then becomes slightly tiring in the middle because come on we get it already, then comes back around to being even funnier than in the beginning because it refuses to quit.

If I ever turned into one of those weirdos who wanted to "go off the grid" for no reason other than the fact that all their friends are on Facebook and they want to be different, I would reread the following sentence and have my faith in the Internet restored: "Perhaps it's a little unfair to include The Day After…

Is it a bad sign for 2014 that two late night television vehicles were more or less leading this article? And this list is allegedly what we're looking forward to THE MOST in the next year. Egads.