Youths bought Arcade Fire? For reals? I thought this last album was the one that was no longer cool?

"Everyone, Dan Harmon included, is probably sick of hearing about Dan Harmon. "

Is Seacrest still stuck in that hour-glass thing?

Books. Lots of books. I am never up-to-date on books.

To be fair to Ben Stiller (words I never thought I would write), a director sort of has to control the movie. That's their job. They direct shit. It's in the title. If we're going to pile on directors for being pretentious and controlling, then they are screwed.

There is much, much worse music that you could be subjected to in hell. Side note: Am I supposed to capitalize "hell"? I never have before, but I suppose if we're talking about the place (rather than just using it as an extremely mild profanity), then I probably should.

Somebody said they were close to me?

Dislike for you. Anything I can do to kill that meme. Hopefully you feel a lot of shame knowing that one person out there isn't pleased.

I hadn't read any of the reviews but had been interested in movie since seeing the trailer a few months back. Then that ad popped up with that blurb, and my first thought was, "Oh God no." Or some variation on that. Hey, I love 'Forrest Gump.' I am occasionally(?) a sentimental, melodramatic human being who just…

I believe. Wait, am I not playing the game right?

For all those who feel uncomfortable regarding the inexplicable popularity of 'Duck Dynasty,' rest assured that next year at this time, nobody will be talking about 'Duck Dynasty' and there will be a new inexplicably popular thing for you to feel uncomfortable about. One of the great aspects of the Internet is that…

If I were to do a pop psychoanalysis sort of thing of the Tom Cruise hate, I would say that the reason he causes so much vitriol is that he is more popular than his pedigree and acting chops would deserve, to the point where you never forget that you're watching Tom Cruise. He's in a lot of enjoyable movies. The…

'Gravity' as the best film of the year? What is wrong with you people? This just further confirms my belief that people fill out polls only when they are inebriated.

Masks are terrifying.

What's the point of the book?

GROUP HUG.

I am not watching another mediocre Johnny Depp movie.

I thought we agreed as a collective unconscious to stop acknowledging the existence of these movies.

I had just assumed it was there to reinforce the fact that we should not give a shit about this movie.

Unfortunately, the awesomeness of the dragon is balanced out by the boring of that 90 minute river barrel scene, thus making the movie "worth your time but still way too long and you can basically use that river scene to step out of the theater and buy yourself dinner."