I’m guessing 6'4 340 is what they meant.

Why do people who care nothing about the teachings of Christ insist upon calling themselves Christians?

I imagine her giving the “Y’know, the Jews had pieces of flair” speech from Office Space with absolute seriousness.

I move that we stop using the term “peak Mets” and switch to the more appropriate “nadir Mets.”

You missed 100% of the shots you took.

god only knows how they’ll do without him.

Let’s Fail to Remember Some Guys

I follow the long ball

They are all high as kites, but the black dude can handle it.

Booooooo. Take your star, ya monster.

A good band photo should be a mix of dudes looking cool/tough along with one being indifferent/bored. I give you:

Right here!

And squatting on train tracks next to a brick building!

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

Punching up is not bullying, it’s trying to stop the guy up top from stepping on your fingers.

Gordon’s is indeed startlingly drinkable!

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

So wait. He made some money. Then he gave money away. And didn’t get more money back. I don’t get it. Couldn’t he have just “raised awareness” and kept the money instead?

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

On the Mets broadcast, Keith Hernandez pretty much wanted to jump out of the booth to fight Matheny and/or the 1st base umpire. His rage stemmed from Matheny already using his challenge and “circumventing the challenge rules” by pressuring the umpire to review, as well as the 1st base umpire reviewing it which he…