No play for mister gray!

If only he hadn’t put some extra mustard on it.

And the voice of Mel Allen

“my stupid bitter Mets-ruined heart”

I mean, I get it, the guy doesn’t want to be accused of shoheing off.

Deadspin: Jurich will receive a one-time payment of $4.5 million in the next 10 days

Don’t sleep on Tommy G! He has the most yards per catch of any fourth baseman.

Missing one Gsellman

Fuck the tomahawk chop

Dong meets hotel? This guy’s already ready for Toronto!

You could say Yadi got shafted, but it was more like just the (foul) tip.

Not surprising Harvey didn’t want to go to Vegas. When out west he’s more of an LA guy

I don’t know, those guys look like pussies

The picture must have been hard to choo-choo-choose.

This is great but where are the brick walls? Train tracks?

This donger is great and all, but can we talk about Matheny “initiating a crew chief review” over Bruce touching first base. Winning (well, losing) the Cardinal Way!

I’ll be curious to see just what kind of guaranteed contract the biggest free agent in... wait... you’re kidding?!?

Magnificent, sure, but not his given name. Booooooooooo

Narwhals Mating is not his birth name. Gandalf Hernandez says he shall not pass.

Sure Matt.