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Quite possibly. It doesn’t look like he’s done so yet though. The youngest batter I could find him pitching against was Richard Ureña (born: 2/26/1996). Victor Robles (born: 5/19/1997) was on the Nationals when they played the Braves last fall, but Colon wasn’t pitching in any of the games he played in.

Bartolo Colon is the last remaining Expo.

Why not change your name to Dr. GloryBoy TryHard? Nobody respects the unwritten rules of naming anymore.

Also Mike Diaper .

BECAUSE HIS NAME IS JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER. LIKE, HOLY FUCK THAT’S AMAZING.

Jimbob Ghostkeeper and Gandalf Hernandez are still alive, and could meet in the finals...which means that somehow the voting this year has NOT been abjectly horrible. What sweet madness is this?

He was my choice. The juxtaposition of the fantastical and the generic really tickles my funny bone.

Shame nobody not enough voters appreciated the pure subtle hilarity of Mike Diaper.

VOTE FOR JIMBOB YOU FUCKS

It seems entirely possible that the NYT was biased against Clinton and that Clinton’s aides were sexist assholes to female reporters from the NYT. I’m not sure what the tapes are supposed to show unless he recorded every single interaction he had with Chozick.

He’s just making sure LeBron won’t end up with more rings than he does.

Or no one has a gun and no one dies. Like in other countries with rational gun laws.

It’s like if Shawn Marion had a stroke

“The house...It’s gorgeous. Hinkie has nice taste.”

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

To be fair, Judge does wear #99. On the New York Yankees, that’s equivalent to setting your hair on fire and painting your burnt scalp green.

As a Mets fan, I have to admit I always had a soft spot for Bernie Williams. Can’t hate a guy that plays jazz guitar!

Counterpoint: fuck the Yankees.

This is ridiculous. I can barely free solo the tree in my front yard.