Typical CROOKspin. #Nameghazi . Sad.

I shed some tears at his way-too-early dismissal. Worst I felt since the fall of Infinite Grover.

Chardonnay Pantastico is robbed again.

But actually, Boats Botes is the name of the year.

You know you’re living in a golden age for names when Marmaduke Trebilcock finishes 4th.

Poor Sultan McDoom - any other year, and he’d have been winner for certain. He’s like the 1990s Utah Jazz - a great team that would have been a dynasty in any other decade that didn’t include Jordan’s Bulls.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

Great now we have more Kobe beef.

$6 drafts at the bar make that $9 6-pack in the fridge feel pretty free. The mental gymnastics I’m capable of would restore glory to MSU.

A.K.A “The NY Rangers had a play-off game that afternoon and he wanted to stay home to watch it and drink.”

“Who’s that he’s looking at in the friends box, Keith Hernandez?”

Maybe they need Qualcomm for their communications.

If they make it steep enough, you could just fall down it and break the record.

No one says that there’s no racists outside the south, they just control the state and local governments in the south.

The sex with music thing is just tough because I never have any idea what to put on without coming across as contrived (Sade, Marvin Gaye), a painful hipster, or running the risk something weird comes on (shuffle and suddenly you’re boning to a really shouty Meek Mill song).

“We have lots of black friends!”

For refusing the MRI, Syndergaard will be placed on the 60-Day Mentally Disabled list.

So you’re saying the Mets let their gaard down.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

My stepdad’s trademark used to be shouting every possession was a travel while casually watching NBA. Now it’s me. CIRCLE OF LIFE