I don’t expect many stolen bases; because crime ngoepe.

Jeb screws up again. he was supposed to buy the MLB team BEFORE running for President.

Yeah, JEEB!

A shady charity, you say...

His draft stock can’t stumble any lower at this point. Good for him to put off the trip to the NBA draft Green room.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Nothing snarky to add but I met Dale Scott a few years back. He is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met and I wish him all of the best right now.

Including 2017 in that graph is preeeeeety misleading. It’s two weeks in. The dude is good but it throws off the scale. C’mon now.

Still better than the ridiculous idea of starting a runner at 2nd base in extra innings.

Can’t wait until he produces a web gem like this.

You mean, other than making enough of their product to meet the demand?

“We understand that it has been difficult for many consumers to find a system, and for that we apologize. We have paid close attention to consumer feedback, and we...”

I believe I speak for all of us.

Some might say the Mets are trying to figure out the Wright way to E-Reyes their 3rd Base issue.

At least he’s at the top of a leaderboard!

They should really hold the draft at Pat’s Steaks, because every NFL broadcast has to show a clip from there when they come back from the commercial break.

Their most well known resident is fictional.

Well, those people were British. You can’t blame them for blocking out all the birthplace of our nation stuff - they’re probably still traumatized because we kicked their red-coated butts! Fuck yeah!

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”