If only there were a decent quarterback who had previously led his team to the Super Bowl available on the free agent market. Someone who is, oh, I don’t know, “controversial” and thus could be had relatively cheaply.

Just a bunch more American billionaires looking to let Russia win.

Screw everyone involved here. This is all so stupid. Keep digging in to hold on to that 4th place title NHL.

Syndergaard hit two in one game just last year.

Uhhh, excuse me, have we forgotten

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Canthurtazone

I don’t know what this ALS hokum is, but I can tell you for certain that, in a cruel twist of fate, Lou Gehrig succumbed to Lou Gehrig’s disease, not ALS. 

More like “Trystcuits”

Manny will play in Japan for the Kochi Fighting Dogs

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

not despite-because of!

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Because white people.

Oh, SNAP!

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

2017: You thought 2016 was shit?

That’s a pretty bold statement, assuming that the Mets are going to make it all the way to spring training.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.