Despite what the NFL and Cowboys think, many believe this is McAdoo about nothing.

Truly doing the Lord’s work.

Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

My best friend of 15 years is getting married next month. I’m the best man. His wife informed him that all members of the wedding party need to be clean shaven for the ceremony, no excuses.

Raina,
Never feel bad for shitting on those Color Rush abominations.

*deep breath*

One thing you can bet on is that without fail the Trump White House will produce one of the largest drops in life expectancy in American history.

This country is fucked.

[wonders what huckberry is]

“Introducing our 500 Foot measuring tape, made of the finest malleable silver, in a handsome chestnut case. Great for exact placement of our ultra rare southern Mongolian bamboo yard set, or in my case, proximity to elementary schools.”

The most incredible thing about this is that the defender’s name is Electoral College.

Bourdain is a fucking fraud (even though I watch and enjoy his programs). This is the guy who acts like he’s the last real rocker, but talked about how he used to send out dishwashers to score his dope.

ITEM #23-4203258 – RABBIT AERO LEVER 2.0

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

I’m sure Seahawks fans will support him regardless of his decision.

A good example of not rushing to judgement would be refraining from shooting another person in a fit of road rage.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Eat a bag of dicks.

...And a Merry Christmas to you too, 2016. (You Fucking suck.)