Ahem: go fuck yourself

Not seeing anything in the toddler range. Any chance you’ll be putting this on a onesie soon?

Yes, it is true that New York is more expensive than Dallas. More people want to live in NYC and there is less land.

I think the rents vary so much in Brooklyn that you actually can find stuff in Manhattan cheaper at this point.

I cannot believe I had to scroll this long for someone to call him out on his beer bullshit. Yes pretentious hipsters are annoying but craft beer gave us choice. Also, there is never a reason to drink budweiser. It is shit that causes shits. Other shitty beer? Absolutely.

So you’re saying it’s a split decision?

I think the most impressive thing about Don Jr. is that he’s not even the most punchable-looking Trump spawn, and his face is pretty damn punchable.

You assume we know for certain that the man whose ex-wife said he raped her has never beaten a woman.

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

Colon debuted April 4, 1997, the same year Turner field opened. That’s right Bartolo Colon’s career has outlasted Turner Field

The Braves actually signed 85 years worth of pitchers with 35 years of MLB experience, 343 career wins, and 68.1 career WAR...and got two guys.

is “steroids” a new slang term for “all-you-can-eat ribs”?

But the real question: Has Kelly Johnson signed with the Braves yet to inevitably be traded to the Mets mid-season?

Bernie was a garbage candidate who survived only because the Clinton campaign was too afraid of alienating millennials to do even the slightest negative attack on him.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

I fee like people are completely ignoring the fact that their is a solid portion of his own party that has committed to vote against him. It’s not just columnists, look at the counties surrounding Philly. It’s hard enough to win a republican with 100% of your own part voting for you.

I look forward to Mike Pence chuckling softly as he shakes his head, then staring directly into a camera and denying this happened.

I despise the Trumps and even I don’t give a shit about that story.

I have a friend who went to U Penn with Trump Sr. Yes, the one running for President. My friend is an older, East Coast conservative family white man, and he *despises* Trump. He describes Trump as the most despicable, venal human being he has ever met, with no redeeming characteristics.