I’m confused. Why would they try and hide it? Put a camera on that shit and let the world see it.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

too bad his real name, per the Sandy Koufax rule established above, is Dennis Ray Boyd. Sounds like a serial killer.

Barry Pitchesky would be cool

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Did not know this! Deadspin, give me a hawt article on this guy please!

Sorry, future man. None of that stuff you mentioned has happened yet in 2016.

+85

God I hope he gets another shot in the NFL. In retrospect to the current 1-6 9ers, he looks like a miracle worker.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

They have indoor plumbing??

They aren’t attacking him. They are mocking his attempt (except on weekends, when he has better things to do) to play pro baseball.

The most miserable 40 days anyone’s ever spent in a desert.

I believe “sabermetrics be damned” was written. To hell with your normalizations.

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

“The Beautiful Game,” everyone.

WS Cubs/Indians 2016: Somebody. Has. To. Win.

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

IIRC, if they get 50 seats plus the White House, they can just nuke the filibuster entirely.