Cleveland’s response

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

Since when the fuck does Dusty change pitchers?

The balk rule itself makes sense, it’s the inconsistent umpiring of it that makes it seem confusing.

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

I used to regularly fly first class in and out of NYC in those days. If you were on a single aisle (DC-9, 737) the first class seat arms did go up.

Yeah. Sexual assault.

Back in the primaries, there was a part of me that was wondering if this was some kind of long con by the Clintons or the DNC to get the GOP to run the worst candidate ever, then there was another little part of me that was wondering if Trump really knew what was doing and was just playing us all for suckers, but…

Sure, but Clinton’s campaign manager criticized the Catholic Church in 2011. So I’m still weighing my options.

Except for his failed vodka brand.

Not lust...it’s power. “When you’re a star they let you do it.”

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

How is it a guy who’s a BILLIONAIRE(allegedly) has to force himself on women

I mainly meant this as a joke. But to be pedantic, the security footage confirmed “fleeting” contact, which doesn’t mean he didn’t grope her. The DA felt there was not enough evidence to secure a conviction so dropped the charge. I’d frankly be shocked if the camera could capture anything definitively one way or the…

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

I totally don’t want him to die. I want him to live in the prison his actions have built. With everybody in the world hating him, a pariah, his companies sunk, and being sued by the 3,000 plaintiffs he’s wronged and counting. That’s better than death, TBH. That’s fucking delicious.