I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

Shoemaker noted that, “If I take another blow to the head, it could be the Endor me.”

If Gillaspie didn’t hit the home run it would have been a non-issue. They were pinch hitting for Bumgarner - Bumgarner was in the dugout while Gillaspie was batting and a PH was in the on-deck circle.

Glad to see he’s not being a thor loser.

I hate to agree with The Donald, but that does look like a subpar blowjob technique!

Clear the whole section out until someone squeals.

Oh, Canada...

Toronto fans are just bitter that Baltimore has the better hockey team. What’s that? Baltimore doesn’t have a... nope, still right.

Snitches get stitches in the stands then I guess? I’d have thought someone would have sat on the guy. I mean, they know you can’t do that, right?

Whoever threw that is a towering dong.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Jon Lester Holt. A hybrid human who is a white starting pitcher by day and a black news host and political debate moderator by night.

I’ve thought about that too especially since the wild card winners also celebrate. That said, fuck it. It’s a long ass season and a massive grind.

Wilpr0n

I’m tired of how these players are such big sissies about playing with their injuries today.

My Favorite part of the whole debate was how the audience audibly laughed when he said he had the ‘best temperament.’

He probably uses software like TweetDeck to schedule them to go out at certain times just to fuck with us.

I teach sixth graders. They write circles around Trump.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

More proof of his winning temperament!