Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Padres are certainly good at putting their dongs in questionable places.

My thoughts exactly. On someone else’s nickel? Lol, dude you sell 90,000 tickets a game off of his free labor! Eat a dick.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Nah, it gets nocked out on the second contact, not the first.

Is it just me, or does it look like maybe he tagged him right in the crotch just before losing the ball?

I think it has to be particularly difficult for South Floridians because of who Jose Fernandez was. He fought to defect to the US 3 separate times before he was successful. He was jailed for his desire to be free. He rose to the top of his sport and was one of the most vibrant personalities in the game. In a sense, he…

As Dan Patrick used to say on Sportscenter, “He’s listed as day to day, but, then again, aren’t we all?”

Don’t forget Zach Wheeler who was supposed to be back by July from Tommy John surgury but isn’t

Also, when Gsellman starts he can’t swing a bat because of an injury to his non-pitching shoulder. They’re Amazing!

You could say Syndergaard has a Thor throat

If there is anything better in life than a three-run walk-off homer in the eleventh inning when your broken-down, half-a-team is fighting like hell to stay in it, I haven’t experienced it yet. #lgm

The Double Secret Super Unwritten Rules say no penalty for a game-winning walkoff for a team needing a win and came back twice late in the game. And I say that as a Phillies fan. Also, fuck you Edubray Ramos and Jeanmar Gomez. Blew a 3-run lead in the 9th and a 2-run lead in the 11th. Christ, the Mets can bat flip all…

At least the Mets won their game.

This game was fucking wild

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

No just the fucking racists, thanks.

Because giving Kaep’s stats doesn’t provide any context. We already know who he is. We have no idea who this clown is.

This brave truth-teller appears to have set his account to private. Now how are we going to know which animals to lock up, Steve?!