It’s tough to get invested when your team might make a one-game playoff to possibly be in the playoffs.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

That Mianus, CT couldn't garner even an honorable mention is inexcusable.

I tried for a minute, gave up, went for the low-hanging USC joke.

“Any chance we can push the blame onto Reggie Bush’s mother?”

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Yes, all the same I find it depressing when the best that can be said about a person’s health status is that they are breathing.

Quornerbacks?

I can’t believe anyone hasn’t said this yet, so I will: Not so Quick!

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

same BMI too.

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

“But I can still chow on another fan’s ass just after kickoff?”

“Ham Fighters was our first choice.”

These numbers belong to Shohei Otani, who plays for the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters in Japan’s professional league

This is like the story of the guy who started with an army man and kept trading until he had a house.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

About living in Allentown or the train?