It’s too bad that the Tour de Trump isn’t still a thing. This Rutger-Hauer-looking motherfucker would fit right in.

Obviously you've never been to Chicago

A beautiful dark boar emerged from sea foam and barreled onto the beach, in a vision out of Greek myth.

I feel bad; the whole thing must really stink for him.

I don’t know. It could get repetitive and tired in a trite kind of way. If only there was a word that could describe it. Tedious? Unimaginative? Not sure those words properly captures the emotion.

When it comes to doping control, Russia is evidently...

What, 18 innings? We left in the 6th.

Cute, but I see you have no idea how much money that kid owed RJ Bell if the Pirates lost.

Or that he needs more that five minutes.

“Wow, sex during the game? That sounds like a real gamble.” - Pete Rose

I asked the Ringer if they were covering the Deadspin awards... Still awaiting a response.

Ohboyohboyohboyoh....shit. Video unavailable.

I don’t care how old a person is, once you’re over 6 feet tall, you’re a man. Even if you’re a woman, you’re still a man. 6 foot tall 5 year old? Man. Put that child to work getting stuff off shelves for people.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

You are either a master of the art of trolling or you are an idiot. 13 stars, some comments yet not one person has mentioned that:

Ugh. So Messi.

Eli will not make the playoffs again until Brady’s last year and they slide into the playoffs at 8-8 and beat him in the Super Bowl. Brady then decides to play one more year and gets knocked out in game 3.

You and I both know, you can’t spell elite without Eli.

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Well... you know, he’d have to pay you $39 if you did, so I fully understand his position.