I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

With all due respect to Blue Jays fans, it would have been a complete injustice for this majestic beast be stifled by the DH. #NorseGodBatter

If Schilling doesn’t believe in evolution then how does he explain a frog being turned into Donald Trump?

There is only one good Kermit based joke. “Q:What did Kermit say when Jim Henson died? A: Nothing”

You were then a Cabin Man.

You’d think the Indians would know to protect their scalps.

To say nothing of the fact,

But let’s get creative. And international.

Philadelphia, the city of (no homo) brotherly love.

This article is ridiculous. Its claim is that the **teams** were foolish for dropping Tunsil down the list. They were not.

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

50 is far too many. Dennis would rather that we broke it up into 4 groups of 12.5 jokes.

Dee’s not gonna take it......Anymore.

Horseshit that MLB allowed him to play tonight and then announced the suspension.

More like PEDee Gordon. Am I right?

“Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN.” Schilling said.

I’ll have you know the Mariners haven’t been out of the the top 5 of the AL West since 1992!

Didn’t we already have indisputable visual evidence?

First my mother is brutally murdered and now THIS?