“Agree to disagree.”

Hopefully this isn’t the beginning of the Steph “Derrick Rose” Curry injury era.

I’d cry too of some lady unexpectedly gave me the clap.

Big deal. I can do that WITHOUT a hole in my glove...

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

I’m still partial to Elvis Presto and those wacky card tricks at XXIII, but this was really good too.

Odell definitely made this haircut catch on.

One of these days, Elvis. One day I’m going to touch your hat. We’ll see who is laughing then.

Imagine shitting in the stall next to him. He’d stick his hand under the divider and ask to borrow some toilet paper, then use the whole goddamn roll inefficiently, then say “sorry, tough luck.”

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Maybe he was distracted by the fact that all the world’s sounds were apparently two seconds later than usual

Honestly, that’s on Tito for putting Davis in CF. He gets terrible reads and can't track balls at night let alone day games.

The odds of a 2.9" baseball going through a 4-5" gap directly behind home plate are actually pretty high. Doesn’t seem astronomical - seems negligent.

I don't care what the odds are, that is incredibly negligent to leave any gap in netting that close to the plate

given his size and skills, are we entirely sure it’s not messi?

This makes me [sic]

Crazy thing about those Bulls, their last three losses were all by a single point. Could have easily won 75. Warriors could have too I suppose with the ot loss to Minnesota and the nail-biter against Boston.

If the two teams played in the Bulls time, the Bulls would crush them...Curry wouldn’t be able to make it with the physicality of defenses back then. If they played now, Jordan would be so totally dominant with the new defensive rules, that the Bulls would be unstoppable. Bulls either way.

A regular-season record makes you the greatest?