As for the impact on the Mets season? Jeurys still out.

Did Denny Hastert have solo dinners with women? This is an important question.

I don’t know. Germay may seem impossing when it comes to Rommel, but I think I’ll take Uncle Sam’s Army.

“well actually, [slides glasses up bridge of nose] this would more properly be categorized as a thrunk, a thrown dunk, wherein the offensive player driving to the basket, attempts to make a...”

The Kang (No) Show

Look at that picture. From the waist down Manny looks like a retiree on vacation.

“You’re with me, leather.” -Chris Berman, every morning while loading his pockets for the day.

Nice that Cavs are adding a Steve Kerr-esque player to stick it to Kerr’s team. Again.

Your mom?

This was a tough game for Cavs fans, hanging on like a yoyo. But they just had to have faith (a faith a faith ah).

You too, you old slut on junk.

List is incomplete bc it doesn’t include Sicnarf Loopstock.

C’mon, Tebow is going to be busy in the spring, hitting .146 in Mets spring training.

Yes, but will the team bench him for not wearing a tie?

Must have been some gnarly pubic hair. Oh, you mean a different kind of bush!

Bravo. +1 faithless elector

This is great. Brought a smile to my face until I remembered that football dog will now suffer a series of undiagnosed concussions and take his own life in the parking lot outside a Petsmart. /2016

Someone should alert the NCAA because Florida’s Jabarai Zuniga is tripping balls.

Are you saying you’d expect Washington to give him the tag and then just take it back a year later?

Good point about the Mets. It would be great for Oakland if they had some sort of Sandy Alderson-esque GM, a protege or acolyte, and they could institute a smart management system. Call it, I don’t know, Sandyball.