Let’s not talk about the delayed burn Mexico dropped on me, Ron. In my private region.

Hey you can go to hell.

I live in Manhattan in an affordable three bedroom apartment that I own, but then again I also made a deal with a gentleman in black at the corner of 61st and 49th.

In all seriousness, why don’t you post their names and email addresses? People who write this vile shit deserve it.

of course they are snarling! You would too if you were working all of those uncompensated hours.

Right, sorry. The once-good-now-a-laughingstock newspaper owned by his cynical shitheel offspring-of-a-crook son-in-law (no wonder they can relate), a tabloid paying hush money to a Playmate former mistress of the candidate, and Rupert’s garbage money-losing tabloid trash. I’m more impressed by the KKK newspaper…

I don’t know. It could be close. He got two newspapers to endorse him. What’s that you say? One of those is owned by Sheldon Adelson and the other the KKK?

FAKE LAMESTREAM MEDIA! That’s Meredith McIver!!!!1!!1!

This would actually make me MORE happy to vote for her.

But then how are employees going to cheat win on the competing site?

“I can highly recommend losing it.”

We tried that. Didn’t work out so well, Ms. Nation.

Thank you for writing this.  

Fausto Carmona. Or at least HE thought it was a good name.

Adam Dunn is a good name for a pitcher who strikes out the side. Oh, I guess that also works for the real Adam Dunn.

What’s this about Klorey Coober?

He’s not at the top of my list, but he’s in the five to seven range.

PRO TIP TO INVESTIGATE: Are the Warriors eating soylent bars? Cause they sure shat themselves.

10,000,000 people and no bathrooms! Oh my.

Judging by personal experience, they weren’t nearly surprised enough when he tried to stuff it in one hole and it went in another.