Just go with it, Ogita, fight the stereotype.

+1 algae, piss, hydrogen peroxide, ah who cares let’s SAMBA!

Getting blown from directly above? That does sound awkward.

Rule of Question Headlines Applies. The answer is always no.

Doesn't seem to look like it.

Only fair. If none of the qualifiers were based on time—and were only against the runners in same heat—it might be reasonable to say everyone had same conditions.

I bet they went on to have seven million barrels of porter.

I guess that’s what happens when people keep shouting out BLOCKA BLOCKA.

The gold (spikes, medals) doesn't tarnish.

Synchronized swimming, guys. Not synchronized shitting.

Not sure this really deserves a post, deadspin? Who among us hasn’t passed out after jerking?

I've heard stories before, but now I know there definitely is no such thing as a free lunch.

This is a pretty solid list. —currently injured runner.

Good thing NFL contracts are guaranteed.

120 ERA+ this season. Incredible.

Glad you did this so I didn't have to get my lazy ass to do it.

Not really a stiff arm. More of a “get-off-me-bro” toss.

Turn this into an opportunity, NBC. Green screen some monsters into the water polo pool!

How much is it killing him that he didn't get to 320?

I can understand the whole short-sticks-so-they-have-to-bend-over thing when it’s women’s field hockey, but...