My guess is he says “neigh.”

Wrong sport. They showed the beach volleyball earlier in the evening.

Very tough for Brazil, and now they find themselves between Iraq and a hard place.

after rewrite

Looks like someone wanted to start the Olympics off with a bang. But enough about the athlete’s village...

I'm confused. She wants you to quit playing golf while you're on the DL? Are you by any chance a republican politician?

This is so cute. My kid does the same thing, only he bangs on a keyboard and swears at the screen.

Great throw. Too bad he was safe.

It’s a blow, for sure, but aren’t the Dodgers something like 12-6 since Kershaw went down? Also, how will the Dodgers ever replace his 4.59 ERA in the postseason?

Are you 100% sure that he counts as a sports owner? I mean, it’s cycling.

Bah, they just wanted to follow the model of Leicester City pulling some strange around an overseas tour.

Would you settle for a bedouin tent?

I’m sure the truth will come out in the end.

I’m glad everyone liked this video. It means this kid had more hits yesterday than Andrew McCutchen.

I am currently recovering from a significant injury.... Guess I’ll be leaving this tab open on the ol’ lappitytop!

Parks, Recreation, and Tourism Management FTW

Oh, god. I needed a laugh. Thank you.

I don’t think this was filmed in Buffalo.

This award is invalid because it doesn’t have the greatest highlight of all time: Bartolo Colon hitting a home run.

On July 4th, celebrate your independence ....from penises.

On July 4th, celebrate your independence ....from penises.