Prediction: a gigantic shift in the landscape swallows the Warriors whole. They again fail to win.

I can’t decide whether Adelson or Davis looks more like Sloth from Goonies.

Could you imagine if Hinkie had been Celtics GM? Oh god, the horror!

I believe you mean Torrono, no “t.”

Len Bias?

Isn’t Sam Bowie over Jordan the only possible answer?

Yeah, but that’s in Canada Dollars, so I mean, that’s what, barely $25,000? Fuckin’ Canadia.

There’s only so many goddamn butt dials a man can take.

I don't play this European football thing but correct me if I'm wrong: that goal was essentially unstoppable, right?

She looks a lot like Cecily Strong in that photo.

After everything, the incredible come back from 3-1, the block, the near-choking at the free throw line, the unbelievable championship and the joy for Cleveland, we’ve learned one important new thing: Lebron James is an ugly crier.

You might even say they were misDubbed as the best team of all time.

2002 Salt Lake says hi!

Seriously. Maybe Bob needs an “accidental” kick in the nuts, or three.

So is Zardes, only the wrong kind.

C’mon guys, Baylor really should be thinking of Briles here. I mean, a firing will have a sever impact on him.

the most iconic jack in the face in MLB history

A five year old asked me today who might want David Wright in a trade. Fucking five year olds.

Seafood restaurants gonna say it’s hake.