Whatever. Girl, you know it’s true.

+1 inventor of email.

Or Dirk Perks? Like the Jordan rules, just more Teutonic.

Nope, gotta take the whole damn brood! If I’m selling my progeny, it’s to be a FREE MAN.

Here's to hoping no fan named Jenkins gets his ear bitten off.

Not so much of a bat flip, compared to assholing it around the bases, including in the catcher’s face.

I had heard Matsui had eclectic tastes, but I didn't know he liked old timers.

Wait, you're telling me Malcolm Gladwell is full of shit???

Also basketball. Hmmmm.

Pretty brilliant approach to the “medical use” lie, simply asking the doctor. Oh, she never discussed this with you and no longer sees the doctor who prescribed it. Hmmmm.

As Bautista’s pants made clear, it's a logarithmic scale.

Even crazier, he's a teetotaler. So we'd just assume he was a racist POS. Oh, right...

Let's not get carried away; Clemens wasn't actually dead.

Lots of flights from Vegas, though. Far but fewer logistical issues.

Some literary assistants are paid overtime, some have reasonable work hours that don't require it, and some are assholes like Andrew Wylie.

The $1 cones of “ice cream” are pretty much the only thing I eat from McDonalds. Solid $1 treat, that.

If you get all the popsicles you can eat when you go on the grade school DL because they took out your tonsils or wisdom teeth, what does Caleb Joseph get?

Good to see this, but it feels like kind of a low bar to clear.

People keep knocking that song down, but it gets up again.

And IMMUNE from Draymond Green. Savvy.