Bartolo is a national treasure. He’s the oldest player in baseball and he held the Nationals to 1 run and 5 hits over 7 innings pitched.

“Can I kick it?” —Draymond Green

This whole story is nuts. Just junk by Green. The poor kiwis! You watch the video and think Green doesn’t get off his shot, then you realize he did. Beans! I say bollocks to Green! I guess if you can’t beat him on the court, you beat him in the shorts.

“hack-a-shaq?” More like hackey sack.

+1 teenage snicker.

In their defense, they thought they were getting a tractor trailer to move out of Milwaukee.

When asked by The Vertical’s Shams Charania to comment, the Bucks PR representative declined, saying “We’re not falling for another sham.”

Jesus they even look similar!

“Freedom!”

Boy, Bryan Price really wanted to delabar the point that you’ve got to throw strikes.

Yeah, this is all well and good, but does his batting helmet fall off when he swings too hard?

They should have been the Binghamton Shoemakers.

8 game suspension for the basketball.

The only reason they aren’t cheating is because the stakes are so low. Oh wait. Yep, still cheating.

Roughneck Odamn!

Simmons’ schtick is tired.

Certainly didn’t look unwinnable late in the 4th quarter until that sad old man attempted slam linked above. If he makes that basket, they’re only down 9 with over 3 minutes left.

That homer is probably the best thing that will happen this baseball season.

This is some seriously reprehensible bullshit.

40 year old scores his first four bagger? Cool flic but could use more Romany Malco.