This is nuts. He actually looks annoyed.

Not that kind of stabbing.

I like that he’s so big they give him a three digit number.

This is great. Last time I blacked out on the ribbon it did not end so well.

I think you mean “again.” Awwwww, yeaaaaaaaah.

Do you mean... he’s pissed?

I know Sox fans would love to see the team move Sandoval, but they’d have to eat a lot of the remaining money on the contract. Maybe Panda can advise?

I don’t know. That pooch looks like he’s too warm. And the last thing you want in baseball is a hot dog.

Dillon Gee’s mom keeps beefin “boy get a job.”

MetsTwitter blows this whole thing out of proportion and it turns out it was just a wee problem.

Not only that, Hlompho gave himself a chance at being the 2017 name of the year.

32,580 farts? So approximately the same number as when I forget and drink milk?

Yo Doesn’t Know Ground-Rules

Yeah, that seems pretty bizarre. “You are hereby sentenced to more time for saying you were innocent.”

“See, that’s why I didn’t have an agent.”

Sadly, I bet he did have a cavity.

I have a new hero, and it’s a four year old.

I don’t know man, I don’t know.

“there’s something fairly icky about telling grown-ass men they can’t make the choice to use legal products.”