It’s painful to watch an old guy who just can’t keep up anymore. He’s not as sharp as he once was. The game has passed him by.

Even better, the horse’s name is Candy.

You think Tulo’s mad about the trade, Jose Reyes...

Not much of a poser, either.

Oh jesus. Rasmus looks like he should not be allowed anywhere near children. That’s awful.

Counterpoint: now Desmond doesn’t have to be on the Nationals, who seem to be on a downward trajectory.

Bingo. Hence the increasing prevalence of opt-outs. Security of guaranteed income plus flexibility to choose to bet on yourself. The Mets played the Cespedes deal so perfectly in this regard.

I wonder how low the tickets will get on Stubhub next year. As it is, two tickets for 76ers at Nets on March 15th can be had for $8.82 a piece. I’m tempted. That’s some garbage basketball, though.

Do you want Joe Johnson?

Man, Otis Nixon hasn’t been in baseball for years and now they start giving out freebase?

You’ve got to hand it to JPP for doing the right thing here. Pointing a finger at this explosive abuse of privacy, sticking a thumb in the eye of an overly invasive press.

Short finger mammalian?

Okay, can someone tell me the backstory of why Randy Levine got pubic hair grafted onto his brows?

It’s going to be a really fun year for the Mets... Just sayin’

That’s so great! What’s the players’ share?

You get +1 Jim Kelly.

I think a good old-fashioned American wiener is probably too common to ever present to a royal.

Those are all good points you make but girl fight girl fight girl fight!

“I’m not so sure that’s a great idea, Yoenis.”

It’s only a matter of time: