Man, LaRussa sure could have used Collmenter when he had to explain to a cop why he couldn’t know both how fast he was going and where he was.

I’m not sure “Philly fans” and “appreciate” belong in the same sentence.

Veteran or rookie move to bring your pussy to spring training?

No facepaint?

From the Post piece:

After the last few seasons, I’m sure Nats fans have had enough choking thank you very much.

I love how you can tell in the defenders’ bodies that while they may have been fooled by the first guy, after that, they’re thinking

I bet you said... f’in’ vodka!

Also apparently never done.

Between the two of them, they’re going to make another $145 million. And both were negative WAR players last year.

Big Sexy owns his belly. And was a better player last year.

I’m shocked that Matthew Dellavadickhead was one of the offending players. SHOCKED.

An eight grade was impaled by some wood in the gym and it wasn’t during the school dance?

Swiss pussy won’t do moguls? Certainly not in the “playground of Europe.”

“So he walked away? That’s not the Cardinal Way.”

Maybe, maybe not. But her former boyfriend does.

Once you get hung up on Rusty Kuntz, it’s hard to break away.

What the valcke! How much blatter can it get?

You know who else has OJ fatigue?

I don’t know about you, but I get incredibly nervous watching that 7 on 7 no-pads-no-helmets football. It seems more dangerous, and maybe therefore more exciting!