Titanic II: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Nets haven’t felt a bern like that since Joumana Kidd filed for divorce.

Making Germany Great Again

I can understand why he didn’t go for it.

Eh, he just wanted the Oikos.

Sprinklers should also get off my lawn.

The newer machines (I’m on my second) heat up much more quickly. I think it’s down to like 10 seconds. Just enough time to remember (most of the time) to insert a pod, and find a cup.

The newer machines (I’m on my second) heat up much more quickly. I think it’s down to like 10 seconds. Just enough…

It’s certainly not the best coffee in the world, but when it’s 5:30 in the morning and I’m awake because of my hooligan offspring, damned if I’m not happy there’s one button to push.

It’s certainly not the best coffee in the world, but when it’s 5:30 in the morning and I’m awake because of my…

Is it just me?

Defund Planned Parenthood? Sure, whatever. But take your damn dirty hands off my hotcakes.

Are they really rehiring Zeke?

JD Delivers Straight Shot

So that’s what Eli was watching? Nasty.

Man I got tired just watching them rush Newton. They were relentless.

Thumbs up for the hospital! You have to hand it to them for properly dealing with this explosive situation.

I absolutely cannot believe Rick Pitino could be involved in anything so egregious and reprehensible as this! Rick Pitino! The man is a saint. Next you’re going to tell me that John Calipari has committed misdeeds.

Don’t bruise it!

Manu now seriously regrets saying he’d give his left nut for a vacation.

Eh, I’ll take Bruce Cost Ginger Ale over Fever Tree.

Hmmmmmm....