Neigh!

I think they like lying so much because of road beef.

Wait, Huckabee is playing charades in the photo? Okay, let’s see. Three words? Hmmmm... He looks unhappy about the motion. Oh, it’s an “action.” But maybe he’s not that unhappy? Oh! I’ve got it!

Are any former players who didn’t have outward signs of CTE donating their brains for study? Because it seems to me like that would be important.

Why does the logo have an ass on it? Oh, right, the Maple Leafs.

Easy to find your sleeper because she’ll turn around three times.

Two things that are great on their own but don’t quite go together.

Acronym IMA, like “Ima let this bike finish climbing the hill by itself.”

No kidding! I bet they’re doping their articles with a thesaurus!

Magary on a podcast is like a hamburger pizza.

That’s a good point, but is the gulf between professionals and even very skilled amateur runners bigger than it is for golfers? I run, and am relatively fast for a novice, but I could probably only manage two miles at a professional long distance runner’s pace, and even that would be with extreme training on the short…

Maybe golf is a good analogue. You play the same course, but you aren’t even close.

This is all just a big misunderstanding. He’s talking about Jesus, the hispanic barber in training who cuts his hair.

I don’t think that’s what he wanted when he asked fora cold one.

I’m more interested in what some joker did to The Shield:

More like... alley-whoops!

Okay, so maybe that should read “but not know how to make tea like a civilized human being.” Microwave tea? The horror.

If you root for the Broncos you’re not a racist, but if you’re a racist you probably root for the Broncos.

Good to know you can win Chopped but not know how to boil water.

Are you saying they’re boinking? I feel like my photoshop is not getting sufficient love. Those are the actual Porzingis cornrows....