Also, if it is “their” “Peppermint Bark,” how can there be a “sugg.” of $14.00 but ooooooh “our price” is $12.59! Fred in accounting is like “we need to charge $14 for these 4.8 oz of generic chocolate we haphazardly sprinkled with candy cane rejects,” but Sherry in merchandising is like “FUCK THAT, FRED! GIVE THE…

But Gawker can’t use those because they have certain standards when it comes to what they p...

The horror!

Good to know that even with Kobe retiring, there’s still unwanted head in sports.

TIL thanks to Nesteroff, it’s pronounced “chicko” because he was a super slut.

It’s got to be verging on “small city,” right? Or big college town?

More like ... DUMBrowski.

Hero and villain? I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but I’m not so sure I’d draw attention to the fact that many people consider you a rapist.

C’mon guys! Sadness is just part of the process. The Sixers are definitely winning it all in 2020-21! Look at all the second round draft picks!

How far can this Mr. Hopkins punt a football?

That’s his motherf@#in’ name

Seal deal gone bad? No, that’s Buster Bluth, not JPP.

2 Infinite 2 Jesty

Imagine if you could quantify disappointment.

That’s novelty for you, candywhore.

Their merchandising department totally choked. That’s a clown catalog, bro.

You’d think a bunch of pirates would be more sanguine about arson and plunder. Yeesh.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Christ (at least as recounted in, you know, the bible), who kicks it with adulterers, tax collectors, and lepers, wouldn’t give a shit who used which bathroom.*

But here he takes it too another lievel.

Needs more ninjas. Objectively, how could you disagree?