This is a pretty fantastic legal argument to make. See, our name is a term of honor and respect, just like Dago Swagg and Jizz underwear.

Plus the world can more easily sort out the idiot racists who will wear “I’m still calling them the Redskins” shirts.*

You mean aside from AWESOMENESS?

“The jokes write themselves.” —Bill Cosby

So a Sheikh, a Prince, Champagne, a Sexwale, and a Nakhid walk into a bar....

“champagne should be used primarily for spraying”

It’s pretty simple: Kristol is a horrible human being.

I’ll be that guy: ranking is defective because of no Plymouth.

Yowzers! x 7

The fact that this team wasn’t the obvious tire fire it could have become, given all the personalities, money, etc, is testament to Mattingly, I think. I don’t see this working out well for the Dodgers.

Yowzers!

What kind of fucking mayor releases a statement with ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS and an ellipsis? The horror.

how dare you insult BIG SEXY.

Easy there, compadre. The Rockies and Mariners didn’t even make the playoffs.

Niese is going to see as much of the NLCS as Juan Uribe (injured chest cartilage) so it’s no problem.

They’re also celebrating a win, exactly. They’re celebrating three of them.

Kilowhatnow? This ain’t no foreign Halloween!

I’d take last night Murphy over superstar Cespedes.

Good luck getting him to talk.

Elvis’ heartbreak at Rogers Center Hotel?