“Become intolerable?”

No more Clowneying around?

So in this scenario, the Gatorade cooler is Christ? Mind blown

I don’t think I can bring myself to watching this, which I’m guessing is pretty horrible. But kudos to McKenna for the reporting. THIS is what you run and fight for, not blackmail outings of media executives.

“... there is absolutely nothing wrong with sports betting.”

Their previous closer choked down some steroids... twice.

I don’t really understand what Delonte West has to do with Kobe, but I’ll take your word for it.

But is Jesus elite?

So he didn’t kipchoke?

When the world record was set, someone wrote about the pace and how few people could match it. I run a lot, am decent but not fast (60% age graded percentage), and I’m not sure I could run even 400 meters at that pace. It is insane.

So you’re saying...

Harper wasn’t going to get to second on that can of corn, so there’s zero difference if he busted his ass down the line or not.

“Did you not see the fumble I had?”—Mark Sanchez

What the hell is the obsession with bathrooms? Cui plagalis?

It got so bad that in the end he didn’t express his hope for reincarnation.

“Heartless Baby in Salad Bar.”—Chris Broussard

Am I the only one who read this as dipshit lambchop fucksticks

Except the game doesn’t last 90 minutes. It lasts 90 minutes plus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ plus whatever seconds.

A pound of water weight? Hospitals would have to have special ER wings for teenagers who jacked themselves to severe dehydration.

“Pffft. Amateur.”—50 Cent