First draft of that tweet:

So the Patriots have hardwired headsets. Does the visiting team?

I’m sure they’d also like to thank Rizzo for Scherzer’s contract. Holy hell. 5.12 ERA in the second half!

I wonder what Tuiasosopo has been up to lately.

I didn’t know Russell Wilson and Tim Tebow were Canadian.

Did they get lucky when they swept the Nats a month ago?

But if he wants to tell the new guy on the team about it, he’ll have to learn sign language.

Also, because he/she is a f@#$ing idiot.

Nope. They fought Law and the Law won.

It really busts my balls that the punishment would switch like this. Not to be a red ass, but I can’t believe he beat a real spanking by the criminal justice system.

Is Kluwe subsisting on soylent? That’s the only way I can understand how he’s used to food that is better being shit out than eaten.

Someone should do this for the NBA. In 3015 the 76ers have some choice 2nd round picks.

This post needs more oil painting.

I wish this anecdote were a little more baller.

I’m going with Jeff Wilpon in the dugout during the rain delay.

JPP would like to give him the double go fuck yourself sign, but...

I like the photograph at the top. That center field ... thing ... is like the physical representation of a fart.

Boras trying to get the horse back in the barn on Gomez is hilarious.

Sounds familiar. Maybe LeBron can option his memoir for a movie no one will want to see.

St. Louis Cardinals Fan: “I don’t like the way this song glamorizes drug dealing. That’s not walk-up music The Right Way.”