What about this uniform?

Statistical Death and the No Playoffs - that’s the name of my Mets/Jason Bay themed band

And all the Hospital for Special Surgery doctors and all Ray Ramirez’s men couldn’t put the rotation back together again?

The Phillies have already taken care of that themselves, thank you very much.

They trade it to to Liberty.

Hand to god, I honestly am not sure how much worse than Blatter he would be.

Schadenfoul

“It was just four days before the leak that the cover of Sports Illustrated proclaimed the Astros 2017 World Series champs.”

Best Fans in Baseball, ladies and gentlemen.

True, but the fact that “The Cardinals officials under investigation have not been put on leave, suspended or fired” (NYT) leads me to believe it’s not Petey the Intern.

Yep. It’s reasonable to assume this was leaked maliciously by the “hacker(s)“ at the Cardinals.

These foreign players, man. Baseball definitely needs to get official spanish translators. Tell them to “go into the shift” and they “go in to shit.”

The Catcher Made Them Fly

He seems a little red-assed about the whole thing.

TJs also lets you mix a six of whatever they have. A good way to try all the various seasonals and oddballs they occasionally carry. Just don’t buy Back in the Day Brau or whatever their canned piss is called. Awful.

And just like Bartolo, no one will want the jersey... and then it will lead the National League in wins.

Is the frosting supposed to be yellow?

The Friendly Confined to the Trash

Something something Clark the Cub, something something pantsless horses. Tada.

Florida Man Great At Grabbing Balls