I though you needed to sit and collect yourself because you just masturbated twice to an L.L. Bean catalog.

I feel that way about Wilson Phillips.

Pee-pee in our coke? That is the only way Daulerio can get a boner anymore.

However, jokes about David Mamet's terrible play Race are appreciated and understood by only me.

Age 2 with 3 years experience? What is this guy, a Bangladeshi factory worker?

Wait, do you want to see guys ejaculating on stage, or a bear riding a tricycle?

I'll PM you some restaurants and show recommendations.

+1

When asked about the Mazzones, Tebow said, "I'll tell you something else, to show you I'm not a hard-hearted man, that is is not all dollars and cents. They are the best damn coaches I ever had, and I'VE HAD 'EM ALL OVER THE WORLD!"

Yeah, but Brandon Tiche has been replaced by some robot. Not a national champioship backcourt. Sweet sixteen or bust.

I lost my fastball a long time ago. And certainly by the time I was furiously reading MBA to see if I'd been mentioned.

What the hell is street cheese?

I agree, but how many years of elucidation do we need? The Chinese have passed us by in the meantime.

I agree.

Yeah, for the record, I think the MKM site is a fucking hoot and love reading it. I just think there comes a time to just be funny. It is not a coincidence that the site got great after the purge of 2009. DUAN was like a nightmare of insecure people fighting with each other.

That's great.

Sure. I just went to the blog for the first time in days, so all that is going on over there may be terrific and really constructive, but a lot was all in caps and so I got scared.

In a couple of years when we are all dead and Lionel Osborne has finally hit puberty, a whole new group will explore the concept of what is funny. But maybe this particiular core of commenters has pondered the act and reaction to commenting for long enough. It is kind of like searching for the meaning of art, it is a…

h/t. Take care of yourself.

I've got to get something off my chest. I'm just a guy like you. A red-blooded American guy's guy who likes butterscotch, my mink stoll, Watch What Happens Live , and, yeah, I cry when think about Barbra Streisand.