That comment looks ridiculous and I can't fix it.

I don't get it. I have no idea who Chamillionaire is, I just know he's a popular rapper and I assume he's egotistical.

A pizza shop? In the middle of the day? What are you, the King of England?

Well, just finished Charles Murray's hideous new book and my diagnosis is you need to get a menial job and stop being a lazy ass.

Fuck man, Uwe doesn't even get the joke, he is just hoping Hammer returns his texts.

Humble? Ha! I've seen Chamillionaire videos and Adam Guettel musicals with less ego.

passed the ball to Rakeem Christmas in the post?

Jerry Sandusky released a statement on the death of Whitney Houston: "Like Whitney, I believe the children are our future. Teach them to dance sexy to Englebert Humperdinck and let them lead the way to the fridge to feed me cherries. Or whatever, I don't know what the hell the lyrics are. The important question is:…

Turns out I can't view this on my mobile device. I've doused myself in gasoline. Give me one reason not to light a match?

I'm 34 and never seen them. Not because of any reason, I just never have.

The guy trying to profit off other's degradation seems like a real creep.

I loathe Scoop. Good to see Kris play to his reputation though.

In related news, my Mom recently told me that when Mick sings, "She blew my nose and then she blew my mind" on Honky Tonk Woman she thought he just had a bad cold.

+1

So, Smash is pretty good. Some of it is terrible and some is very good. I'm hopeful.

The worst is Kids Jeopardy:

Ha! Todd Haley has trouble working with others and expressing himself in a constructive way!

The last time an Ahmad couldn't stop himself, he kissed Michael Jordan full on the lips.

Pictured: Louise Meanwell meets her hero, Al Jolson.

I don't really listen to the radio. ever.