Ironically, The Weekly Standard headline is "Patriots win when Pelosi gets crabs."

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At the Bing Crosby Classic, people are always eating it. Mostly Bing's children after Bing attacks them.

It's funny, because people falling down is funny

You'll do what you usually do: Eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's, cry deeply and masturbate to an old episode of Trapper John, MD.

You're all great.

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Also floored? Anyone who comes within ten feet of Lawrence Phillips.

It is very possible that these people had no idea. I have no idea what a trustee actually does or what their responsibilities are. The most important post I have ever held is Chief-Launderer-of-Nathan-Lane's-Undergarments.

Red Tails is an animated, canine version of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg's testimony before HUAC and subsequent execution.

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All this talk about "miracles" and "trinity" is getting Marcus Bachmann as excited as the time he first saw Spartacus.

Maybe the blog could be a lighthearted look at the Republican primaries? I don't know anyone who is doing that.

He totally stole Gallagher's entrance!

"Operation Red Cheeks" was also the name of a prank where Red Skelton would hide naked in Marcel Marceau's dressing room.

If wearing Nike makes you Andy Warhol cool, then wearing an Under Armour hat makes you Damien Hirst cool and wearing a Starter hat makes you Bob Ross cool.

Other lead stories on Mobile, Ala.'s WKRG's 10 p.m. newscast:

We should be happy for the kid. A few years ago, a Young Gunner didn't listen to his mother and it did not turn out well for him.

The comments on Iron Mike's site are written by a high school student who is doing an impression of Rod Stewart singing the songbook of Hunter S. Thompson.

I can't believe you do either.