Meg White's popularity is puzzling to me since she has a mute voice and a total lack of any kind of ethnic charm.

Does the comment ninja have a father? Is he a lot like Ernest Borgnine? I'd like to think so.

You guys remember how awesome MKM is the Ultimate Bastard was before Iron Mike ruined it?

"The Belushiator" is a speedball of gecko heroin injected directly into one's neck.

The Uwe thing is killing me.

You freaking updated it. Priceless.

That's terrible. I feel bad and I don't like Pitt. What's wrong with Patterson?

Over the holidays, I got a little tuned up and showed my family my Mad Bastards "profile." Holy shit were they horrified by what a loser and disappointment I am.

Meh. I'll be impressed after you've updated that every day for a month.

When did Chris Wilcox start moving like a 65 year old man?

I'm always delighted to be able to add to the contemporary music discussions.

Well Fake Mad Bastards is doing a bang up job. Jesus, can't somebody successfully run a blog that tells me I'm funny and heaps me with praise?

Sweet sixteen, here we come!

Along the same lines, Kings Go Forth sound like Curtis Mayfield with different vocals.

We're always the visiting team for goodness sake.

Jesus.

I hear Nick hires Kirk Douglas to come over and scream at him nightly.

There hasn't been a guy who disliked the Sun so much since Lou Reed.

What if Tebow preferred Canned Heat to the Stones?

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