If unfollowing people on Twitter means they don't like you, I have some serious apologizing to do to Mandy Patinkin.

Oy.

Great read for anyone who cares about writing, and therefore either loves or hates Joan Didion.

Fucking New Jersey Transit is just the pits.

The group was made particularly uncomfortable when the SEC commissioner started making out with his cousin.

Have you met UweBullocks?

I didn't get this fella's joke at first, but now I think I get it.

Les Miles is the Christopher Walken of college football.

We do plenty of mean spirited things here, but they have to be funny. This comment was funny to ten people, all of whom were tweeting about how funny it was to them. This is the issue, the malice towards our pink friend is neither here nor there. To me at least.

+1, ninja overlord.

I think there was a way to make it funny, but I didn't think it was funny to simply repeat the guy's comment. First, it takes zero effort, and second, it shuts out the audience and has the effect of alienation. I've done it too because it is tempting, but the reaction is what I found puzzling.

But simply copying and pasting the guy's comment was not funny. At all. And people were falling all over themselves.

That is quite the nuanced analysis. And, you know, it's ok to type the word "Bitch".

So a lot of you guys went nuts with the +1s for RMJ=H's comment earlier today ripping that unapproved commenter. As someone who has been guilty of similar things in the past, can someone shed some light on why this was so hilarious?

This reminds me about how I taught Bobby Duvall how to act for a camera!

The Allman Brothers stumped for Obama and performed multiple benefit concerts for him in the past.

+1. Just great.

Proudly, Antoine Walker announced his campaign for the presidency of his Maytag box. His main competition are two large squirrels.

The last time a Ryan did something so predictable he made a clumsy pass at Tatum during Farrah's funeral.

Rick Perry added, "I mean, Trent Richardson's bulging thighs and perfect biceps are almost too much to bear. They almost make a man wanna drop the charade and buy a place in TriBeCa."