I can do them all except Saturday. Do them daily.

Also I write a quarterly round up of what's hot at a regional theatre of my choice.

He was boarding a train. I told him my handle, that we'd emailed a few times and that I loved him in Midnight Cowboy. I sensed a glint of recognition, but mostly it seemed he wanted to board his train. The girlfriend was with him. Or I assume that was her.

I wasn't kidding in the roast thread; I met Daulerio in Penn Station on Christmas Eve. Isn't that bizarre?

Somewhere on planet earth there is a production of The Merchant of Venice starring THE MENTALIST! As Shylock and Supermike as Antonio. And tonight they sit backstage applying their greasepaint and they share a laugh, a tear, a ricola cough drop and they agree, silently, to do this one for AJ.

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ArkansasFred told me that is the secret motto at Pats and Genos.

True story. I was in Penn Station on Christmas Eve waiting for a train when I spotted AJ. I went up and introduced myself as the guy who comments as MKM. He was very gracious and I wished him a Merry Christmas.

Rick Perry's endorsement speech of the candidate went terrible wrong when he mispronounced his name as "Jenny Craig", broke out into flop sweats and ended up napping in an adult crib.

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That is a really interesting film.

Sorry for mentioning it.

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Nice. You also could have made a Neil Simon dementia joke.

American higher education has more or less been Wall Streeted.

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Pictured: Will Leitch is disappointed when the girls are more interested in the eight ball in Daulerio's pocket than in his plot summary of Purple Rose of Cairo.

Absolutely, if only to guard against the disappointment.

Syracuse is very good. They played awful and still won by 14.

Here's the thing about Dick Vitale; I have no doubt that he is enthusiastic about college basketball, but I don't think, and I mean this in a very literal sense, that he actually knows anything about the sport.