Is Pitt gonna beat DePaul?

I love "Barcelona". Shit, I love that whole show.

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Brian Williams > Korean BBQ Tacos

He was on New Year's Eve talking about his favorite bands and albums and I've never heard of half of them.

That's funny. Seriously, the guy must have a flaw. ABC and CBS are flailing around replacing their veteran anchors and with Williams we're all like, "Brokaw? Fuck that relic!"

He got banned?

NBC News DUAN!

It's the Morgan Freeman to my Jessica Tandy.

[deadspin.com]

Tommy, is it ok if I just eat the cookie butter by the spoonful?

I've been to this cart. Twice in one afternoon.

Excuse me sir, but is that cookie butter smeared on that piece of bread?

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I'm pretty sure that Yeti was the sequel to Yentl that Barbra made with Elloit Gould about a Jewish woman who dresses like a man and falls in love with Bigfoot while they are blowing rails at Studio 54.

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Are you kidding? Do you think I know how to use Facebook? I'm listening to the OBCR of The King and I staring Yul Brenner. Yul Brenner for Christ's sake! And I just used the abbreviation "OBCR".

Yeah, next you guys will call Paris Hilton "slutty" and Dan Quayle "dim-witted."

That's my favorite part. It sounds like Charles Nelson Reilly's Christmas party.

Googled my handle.